Hi, friends! Three days before Christmas seems like a good time to check in and assure you I'm still alive.
I'm still alive.
It's been a busy, busy year and a busy season, but I do believe I'm caught up with gifts and wrapping and, as of last night, baking. The last two packages have been mailed. All that's left to do is deliver a couple of loaves of bread, box up some cookies and fudge to take to all the neighbors, go to the late church service on Christmas Eve, stuff the stockings and put the presents under the tree and the roast in the crock pot.
I've been having issues with my van. Sometimes it doesn't want to start. My mechanic has replaced the starter twice, but he can't figure out what's killing it and the van won't not start when it's in the shop so they can hook it up to the computer and run diagnostics to find out where the problem is.
So yesterday, I loaded the last two boxes into the van, put my bottle of Limbo Bimbo nail polish in my purse, grabbed my shopping list (just a few odds and ends the grocery store was out of on my last trip), and headed off to mail the packages, do the shopping and get a long awaited pedicure. Except the van wouldn't start. Now, I'd been told that if it didn't start and I was in the general area and the mechanic's shop was open, I could call and they would send somebody to me with a voltage reader and other mechanicky paraphernalia to try and figure out what's going on with the van. So I called, but everyone was out to lunch except the one guy who answered the phone. He told me to call back in a couple of hours if I still couldn't get it started.
I sighed, mentally changed my plans for the entire day, loaded my arms with packages and bills and hiked down the icy street to the post office where I mailed everything and the postmaster was kind enough to fetch my mail out of my P.O. box since I'd forgotten to grab the mailbox key out of the van. The funny thing was that she said, "Good news! There are no packages today." To which I replied, "Yay! Now hopefully my van won't start in a couple of hours." Who'd have thought I'd be happy not to receive any packages four days before Christmas and hoping my van wouldn't start? It must be the magic of the season.
I walked home, watched some of the Doctor Who marathon on BBC America, and tried to start the van again. Still dead - woohoo! I made a sandwich for lunch while waiting for one of the mechanics to show up, but only managed to eat half of it before he got here. Turns out the battery was worn out. Shoot - most likely not connected to the other issue. Dave (the mechanic) told me to drive it on over to the shop and he'd order a new battery for me if they didn't have one on hand.
I left the van running while I finished my sandwich, then drove the couple of blocks to the shop where I was told the new battery was on the way and should be delivered within ten minutes. So I sat down to wait, hopeful that perhaps I would get that pedicure after all. Turns out, the battery arrived in ten minutes, but it took about 30 minutes for them to finish working on the car that was already in the work bay. By the time my van was ready and I'd paid for it, I just had time to deliver a loaf of bread and spend some time catching up with a dear friend I hadn't seen in a while. Well, technically, the nail salon was still open, but it was getting dark and I was tired and decided it wasn't meant to be that day and I would go tomorrow (today).
Well, it's tomorrow. I headed out this morning armed with my shopping list, my mailbox key and my bottle of Limbo Bimbo. Here's how today went:
Drove to the nail salon but they were so busy there was no place to park - drove to the dollar store and found a couple of cookie tins - drove to the grocery store and got the stuff on my list - drove back to the nail salon just in time to watch another woman grab the last parking space - sighed and drove to McDonald's to get some lunch - the car in front of me paid for my lunch (that's the first time that's ever happened to me) so I paid for the car behind me (which ended up costing me twice as much as my lunch, but it made me happy) - drove to the car wash and ate my cheeseburger while the new "laser wash" cleaned the salt and sand off my van - drove to Krysten's apartment and left some lasagna in her fridge, a gift under her tree and washed her dishes (sh! don't tell her - it's a surprise) - drove to my friend Connie's house and left some lasagna hanging on her doorknob (and found a gift hanging there for me) - and drove home without my pedicure.
Please, Santa - all I want for Christmas is neatly trimmed toenails painted Limbo Bimbo pink. Is that too much to ask?


























































