December 16, 2015

• TIMBER!!

  

  This is a picture of two naughty dogs on an extended timeout. On the table in the foreground are a few of the ornaments I picked up off the floor. Not shown is the angel from the top of the tree. Here's what happened:

  1. Krysten's apartment building is having insulation installed today so I went over to check on Jack. He was pretty freaked out so I brought him home with me.

  2. I sat on the couch to repair a toy Boo and Jack like to play with.

  3. The UPS truck pulled up in front of our house.

  4. Boo and Jack ran to the front window to bark at the evil brown truck.

  5. Jack is taller than Boo.

  6. The tree fell over into my lap.

  7. I was stuck under the tree for awhile as the dogs were running amok between the front window and the backdoor where the package was left in the rain.

  8. I eventually made it off the couch, pushed the tree back up, picked up the ornaments and confined the dogs to the kitchen where they can bloody well stay.

  9. I finished mending the toy and tossed it into the kitchen because I'm not completely heartless.

  • 2:19 pm
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