March 27, 2016

  • Road Trip Adventures

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    Earlier this month, Brett and I finally made it to Silver Dollar City in Branson, Missouri.

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    My favorite ride.

    We had planned to stop there as the big finish to our anniversary road trip last September, but I got sick and we had to ditch our plans and rush home so I could have surgery. Bleh. Anyway, we had a great time in our favorite amusement park and also got to make a quick run down to Fort Smith, Arkansas to see my mom. It was a fun trip.

    And then we started home.

    You know me – I had some geocaches loaded in my GPSr. I looked up caches in all of the rest stops along our route, so if we stopped, we’d be able to grab our hiking sticks and stretch our legs with a little geocaching. Even though this wasn’t a geocaching road trip, I also targeted a few caches that would take us a little bit off route to places that looked interesting. One such place was a pretty little park along a river out in the boondocks. There were two caches hidden there. We found the first one and I took a couple of pictures of the sun sparkling on the river with the camera Brett gave me for my birthday last year – a Sony Cybershot DSC  HX-300.

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    The other cache in the park was along a walking trail. I handed Brett my camera and asked him to hold it for me while I made a pit stop in the park restrooms before we started down the trail. When I came out of the bathroom, I spotted Brett down by the river, rolling up his pants legs and taking off his shoes and socks. As I tried to hasten down to the riverbank, he stepped into the water and immediately fell. I had just enough time to gasp and say, “Oh, that’s not good,” before he stood up and stepped out of the water. I was so relieved he wasn’t hurt, it took me a moment to notice that my camera was slung across his shoulder.

    “Did my camera get wet?” I asked. He got a surprised look on his face; he’d forgotten he had my camera when he stepped into the river. He pulled the strap over his head and handed the camera to me. It was wet. As we walked back to the van so Brett could change into dry clothes, I pushed the power button on the camera. Nothing happened. My heart sank. While Brett was changing clothes, I opened the battery compartment, removed the battery and SD card and dried out the compartment with a paper towel. Brett checked his cell phone, which had been in his pocket when he fell, and it turned on and seemed to be working fine, but nothing I tried got my camera to turn on. As we left the park, I asked Brett why he’d waded into the river. He’d seen something shining just a step from the bank and thought he could step in and pick it up, forgetting how slippery those mossy river rocks can be. It only took one step for his feet to fly out from under him. He picked up the shiny thing when he stood up.

    quarter

    This is the most valuable state quarter in my collection.

    I started laughing and couldn’t stop. What else are you going to do? We drove to the next town that was big enough to have a camera shop and the clerk there just shook her head and said there wasn’t much hope that my camera could be saved. She examined it closely and could see water behind the lens and told us when that happens, the camera is considered a complete loss and if we had an extended warranty, Sony would send me a new camera. Brett was pretty sure he hadn’t purchased an extended warranty when he bought that camera, so he bought me a new camera; a Sony Cybershot DSC HX-400. It’s just like the “old” camera, except it has WiFi. In theory, I can upload photos directly to my phone or my computer, and maybe even to Facebook or this blog. The clerk walked me through it, but when I tried on my own after we got home, I couldn’t get it to work. I’m going to have to resort to reading the instructions.

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    With new camera in hand, we stopped for another cache 20 or 30 miles up the road. By the time we’d found that cache and eaten sandwiches on the tailgate, Brett was beginning to realize that his phone was failing. It had also gotten water in it, but it took longer for it to be affected. I guess cell phones have better seals than cameras. We drove to the next town big enough to have a Sprint store, naively thinking that since we lease our phones and pay insurance on them, he could just trade it in for a new one. Haha! We crack me up. Of course it wasn’t that easy. When has anything to do with getting a new cell phone EVER been easy? He had to go to a website and submit a claim, pay a $200 “deductible” and they would ship the new phone overnight. He couldn’t do any of this until we got to our hotel that evening, so we drove to the next town that was big enough to have a Walmart and stopped for some dessicant. We put my “old” camera and Brett’s cell phone in a Ziploc bag with the container of dessicant and decided we’d had enough geocaching.

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    It was about ten o’clock that night before Brett got the forms filled out and submitted on the website. They were supposed to be reviewed and somebody somewhere would decide whether a new phone was warranted. We expected that he would be without a phone for several days – not a good thing when he’s got applications for contract jobs floating around and that was his contact number. But when we arrived home around six o’clock the next evening (no more geocaching along the way) there was a package on the doorstep with a brand new phone in it. And it’s supposedly waterproof, so we’ve got that going for us. Of course, when he took his old phone out of the baggie with the dessicant in it, the phone booted up, but I doubt it would have lasted long.

    That Hawaiian state quarter ended up costing us about $800 – a new camera, an extended warranty for the new camera, and the deductible for a new phone. On top of that, a pebble thrown up by a semi hit our windshield and there is a two-inch crack that is going to need to be repaired. We thought the windshield was going to have to be replaced – another $200 deductible – but it may be repairable, saving us about eighty bucks if we drop the insurance claim and pay out of pocket. Are we lucky, or what? That drive home, not counting gas, food and lodging, ended up costing us roughly $919.75. Good thing we found a quarter!

March 18, 2016

  • The End

    They cooked hotdogs over the flames,

    Ate them smothered in BBQ sauce.

    Their conversation spanned

    Spaceships and botany,

    Her music box collection,

    And their mutual denial of faith.

    When the fire had died to embers

    And doves sounded a mournful last call,

    They shared true love’s kiss

    And modern alchemy in folded foil.

    A whiff of turpentine-like scent,

    A quick pinprick,

    The rush of teleportation

    To another plane.

    Sinking to the ground, missing the blanket,

    He accepts without a fight

    Life’s cancellation notice,

    His last earthly sight

    The tassels on her loafers,

    Before becoming one of

    The grateful dead.

     

    Thus endeth Job and the Winter Scavenger Hunt. I successfully used up the remaining prompts. Did Dahlia survive? Probably, if they were found quickly enough. She's a tough broad. The port-a-potty at the end of the road indicates some sort of work going on there, so I imagine somebody will see Job's truck there and go to investigate.

    Prompts used in this entry:

    47. cancellation

    50. pinprick, bbq sauce, teleportation

    60. missing, music box

    61. true love’s kiss

    63. tassels

    64. faith

    65. botany

    66. spaceship, hot dogs, The Grateful Dead

    67. foil, turpentine

    69. alchemy

    70. denial, ember, last call

     

March 17, 2016

  • The Next Night

    They drove until the road petered out

    In a circle of dirt and a blue port-a-potty,

    Then hiked to a clearing in the woods,

    Gathered sticks and started a fire,

    Sending beetles and millipedes

    Scurrying for safety.

    He reminisced about

    Setting ants on fire with the sun

    And a magnifying lens.

    She had harpooned tadpoles

    With a tapestry needle.

    Ah, the innocence of childhood!

    This is Part 5 of my Winter Scavenger Hunt nightmare. You can read the rest of it at the following links. Part 1 - Bending the Rules, Part 2 - All About Job, Part 3 - Enter Dahlia, Part 4 - The First Date  How will it end? Probably not well. Find out tomorrow. Remaining Scavenger Hunt prompts are listed below, with the ones used today lined out.

    43. millipede

    47. cancellation, magnifying lens

    50. tadpoles, pinprick, bbq sauce, teleportation

    53. port-a-potty

    60. missing, music box

    61. true love’s kiss

    63. tassels

    64. harpoon, faith

    65. botany

    66. spaceship, hot dogs, The Grateful Dead

    67. foil, needle, turpentine

    69. alchemy

    70. denial, ember, last call

March 16, 2016

  • The First Date

    Their first date was that very day,

    Going Dutch to a patisserie.

    Pastry, coffee and flirtation;

    A bit of ganache on her lip,

    A bit of secretion in his pants.

    Hank Williams singing in the background.

    He lied about being an ornithologist;

    The only birds he knew were pigeons

    And cormorants remembered dimly

    From a childhood book.

     “What do you think I am?” he asked.

    “An ambulance driver,” she guessed,

    “A fur trader, a pirate, a garden gnome...”

    “A drone,” he said

    In a rare moment of honesty.

     

    This is Chapter 4 of my Scavenger Hunt nightmare. Looks like Job and Dahlia got off to a good start, but I have a feeling it won't end well. Click the links to read the earlier parts of the story. CHAPTER 1 - CHAPTER 2 - CHAPTER 3

    Here is the list of remaining prompts, with the ones used today lined out.

    43. millipede, going Dutch

    47. ganache, cancellation, magnifying lens, birds

    49. contains a line from a utility bill.

    50. tadpoles, pinprick, bbq sauce, teleportation

    53. port-a-potty

    58. an ornithologist, cormorant

    60. drone, missing, Hank Williams, music box

    61. fur trader, true love’s kiss

    63. secretion, ambulance, tassels

    64. harpoon, faith

    65. botany

    66. spaceship, hot dogs, The Grateful Dead

    67. pirates, foil, needle, turpentine, garden gnome

    69. alchemy

    70. denial, ember, last call, pigeons.

March 15, 2016

  • Enter Dahlia

    The nightmare continues! Part 1 can be read HERE. Part 2 can be read HERE.  A list of Winter Scavenger Hunt prompts is below, with the ones used in this story lined out.

     

    Today is their one-day anniversary

    He saw her on the subway

    A denim clad, bergamot scented beautician

    Flashy as a damsel fly

    Surrounded by boxes of wigs

    And unmentionable sex toys

    He helped her with the sex toys,

    Making bad jokes about erector sets,

    Elvis, and organ donation

    That had her keening in gales of laughter

    Her name was Dahlia

    She was a lunatic with elevated expectations

    They were a match made in heaven

     

    Remaining Prompts:

    43. bergamot, denim, elevated, keening, millipede, going Dutch

    47. ganache, cancellation, magnifying lens, unmentionable sex toy, birds

    49. contains a line from a utility bill.

    50. tadpoles, anniversary, pinprick, bbq sauce, teleportation

    53. port-a-potty

    58. an ornithologist, bad jokes, erector set, cormorant, Elvis

    60. lunatic, drone, missing, Hank Williams, music box

    61. fur trader, damsel fly, true love’s kiss, organ donation

    63. secretion, ambulance, dahlia, gale, tassels

    64.  subway, harpoon, faith

    65. botany

    66. beautician, spaceship, hot dogs, The Grateful Dead

    67. pirates, foil, needle, turpentine, wigs, garden gnome

    69. alchemy

    70. denial, ember, last call, pigeons.

March 14, 2016

  • All About Job

    This is part two of my crazy wind-up of the Winter Scavenger Hunt. Part 1 can be read HERE. It's only going to get weirder!

     

    His name is Job

    He’s an imbecile, probably from birth;

    A broken tile in the mosaic of his genealogy.

    Following instructions written by an idiot,

    He paints the garage door emerald green

    And opens it with a chainsaw.

    Fortified with blood oranges and cabbage,

    Okra and lemon scented dish soap

    (Forgetting that it’s for external use only),

    He points his Dodge pickup,

    Tiny hula dancer swaying on the dashboard,

    Toward the Northern Lights,

    Following turkey vultures like a treasure map

    To the archipelago

    Where prehensile elk and emus

    Sip Moscato and nibble Fig Newtons

    In an orchard beneath a Hunter’s Moon.

     

    To be continued! Scavenger Hunt prompts used in this post are lined out in the list below.

    43. bergamot, denim, elevated, keening, millipede, going Dutch

    44. contains line from the label on a house-hold product

    For External Use Only

    46. garage door

    47. ganache, cancellation, magnifying lens, unmentionable sex toy, birds

    49. contains a line from a utility bill.

    50. tadpoles, anniversary, pinprick, bbq sauce, teleportation, genealogy

    51. blood oranges

    52. contains a line from a short story written in 1957.

    "Following instructions written by an idiot." 

    Insert Knob A Into Hole B - Isaac Asimov

    53. treasure map, turkey vultures, dodge pickup, mosaic, port-a-potty

    55. Northern lights, prehensile, dish soap

    56. chain saw, archipelago, emerald

    58. an ornithologist, bad jokes, erector set, cormorant, Elvis

    59. cabbage, elk, fortified, terrified.

    60. Emu, lunatic, drone, missing, Hank Williams, music box

    61. fur trader, damsel fly, okra, true love’s kiss, organ donation

    63. secretion, ambulance, dahlia, gale, Job, tassles

    64. hula dancer, subway, harpoon, faith, Moscato

    65. botany

    66. beautician, spaceship, hot dogs, Fig Newtons, The Grateful Dead

    67. pirates, foil, needle, turpentine, wigs, garden gnome

    68. contains a line from a movie starring Anthony Hopkins.

    "He's an imbecile, probably from birth."

    The Elephant Man - Anthony Hopkins as Dr. Frederic Treves

    69. alchemy

    70. orchard, denial, ember, last call, insomnia, pigeons.

March 13, 2016

  • Bending the Rules

    It's the home stretch for the Winter Scavenger Hunt and I've been working on a single piece that incorporates all the remaining prompts. The prompts are weird, so the piece is weird. I call it a "piece" because I'm not sure exactly what it is; a poem... a story... a nightmare... I'm still writing it, but it's getting too long, so I'm going to bend the non-existent rules again and post it in segments, with a list of prompts and those I've used crossed off.

    I feel I should warn you that this was written under the influence of last night's time change, a bout of insomnia, a rainy Sunday afternoon, and Lewis Carroll and Hey Diddle Diddle running through my head. It's probably not going to end well.

     

    “Liberty consists of doing anything

    Which does not harm others,” he says.

    So he puts a tutu on his wiener dog,

    Blue eyeshadow on his terrified rabbit,

    And teaches them to dance in tandem

    To Flight of the Bumblebee,

    Played by a mystified folk musician.

    “This,” he proclaims, “represents

    Love in all its forms,”

    Forgetting that pets are 'others,' too.

    Perhaps he should consider a hedgehog;

    A hedgehog can fit into almost any lifestyle,

    Except, perhaps, for those who suffer

    Hedgehog specific zoophobia.

    Prompts used in this post are lined out:

    41. contains a line from a historical document

    “Liberty consists of doing anything which does not harm others” (translated from French)

    Déclaration des droits de l'homme et du citoyen 1789

    43. bergamot, denim, elevated, keening, millipede, going Dutch

    44. contains line from the label on  a house-hold product

    46. Flight of the Bumble Bee, blue eye shadow, garage door, wiener dog

    47. ganache, cancellation, magnifying lens, unmentionable sex toy, birds

    49. contains a line from a utility bill.

    50. tadpoles, anniversary, pinprick, bbq sauce, teleportation, genealogy

    51. blood oranges

    52. contains a line from a short story written in 1957.

    53. treasure map, turkey vultures, dodge pickup, mosaic, port-a-potty

    55. Northern lights, prehensile, love in all its forms, dish soap

    56. chain saw, archipelago, tandem, rabbit, emerald

    57. phobias

    58. an ornithologist, bad jokes, erector set, cormorant, Elvis

    59. folk musician, cabbage, elk, fortified, mystified, terrified.

    60. Emu, lunatic, drone, missing, Hank Williams, music box

    61. fur trader, damsel fly, okra, true love’s kiss, organ donation

    62. Contains a line from a pet care manual.

    “A hedgehog can fit into almost any lifestyle.”

    Hedgehogs: The Essential Guide to Ownership and Care for Your Pet

                                  Kate H. Pellham

    63. secretion, ambulance, dahlia, gale, Job, tassles

    64. hula dancer, subway, harpoon, faith, Moscato

    65. botany

    66. beautician, spaceship, hot dogs, Fig Newtons, The Grateful Dead

    67. pirates, foil, needle, turpentine, wigs, garden gnome

    68. contains a line from a movie starring Anthony Hopkins.

    69. alchemy

    70. orchard, denial, ember, last call, insomnia, pigeons.

March 10, 2016

  • Catching Up

    The weather has taken a turn toward spring in my part of the world. Crocuses have bloomed, daffodils have sprouted and begun to bud, tree branches are swelling with tendrils of burgeoning life.  The snow is gone and the mud it left behind is slowly drying. We are in that wondrous in-between time when the woods are accessible, after the snow has melted and before ticks, spiders and cockroaches emerge  and poison ivy takes over the paths. Just two or three weeks ago, the fire pit in the backyard was completely covered in mountains of snow, sticking up like an iceberg in a foamy sea.  It always amazes me how quickly the world outside my window changes with a slight rise of the mercury. Some morning soon, I’ll wake to unfurled maple, oak and elm leaf, yellow-green against a cerulean sky. It makes my heart sing. All winter long, I’ve been singing old songs in the shower: When I Fall In Love, Skylark, I’ve Got a Crush On You, My Funny Valentine, Mean to Me…  I think because waiting for spring is like being in a long-distance romance. I’ll have to change my shower repertoire to include Ah! Sweet Mystery of Life, Oh Happy Day, and maybe Tupelo Honey just because warm, sunny days put me in a Van Morrison mood.

    We were supposed to have about ten days of storms, but local farmers must have gotten together and performed an anti-rain dance because that weather has gone south of us with just a few sprinkles reaching this far north. They’ve written a Dear John to winter and got their John Deeres staged and ready to hit the fields as soon as they’re dry enough. That’s my cue to pack the comic books and beef jerky and take the first road trip of the year – a trip south to see my mom. And since Brett is still on sabbatical, he might even go with me!  I always look forward to stuffing my suitcase with capris and sandals and leaving my flannel nightgown behind when I make my annual spring pilgrimage to Arkansas. I won’t need a microscope to see the leaves on the trees there, they’ll be in full leaf and bloom.

    So, what have I been up to lately? Dog-sitting.  Krysten went to Texas for a week to visit her grandmother and we took care of Jack while she was gone. She had bought him a new octopus toy, although it only had six legs, so I guess it was more of a hexapus.  Boo seems to think every toy that comes into the house belongs to him, and the two of them fought tooth and nail (or claw) over the hexapus. I watched as it became a heptapus, a quadapus, a triapus, and after that I think it went directly to a zeropus. It’s now just a big stuffed head that no amount of heavy duty stitches can fix.  I felt so bad about Boo taking over the toy, I bought two new toys for Jack and put them in his bag so Boo wouldn’t see them. Jack got them when he went home.

    I’ve been going for walks with Brett and Boo and sometimes Jack. We’ve been across the field and to the park, poking around for places to hide geocaches. I have three caches ready to be reviewed and at least two more in the works. We’ve inspected trees, logs, bushes, posts and chain link fences in our search for cache locations. This village is so small and the residents so nosy and the children so curious, it’s hard to hide a cache that won’t be muggled. I’m not complaining, really, because I love this small town and the neighbors who know everything that’s going on and the children having the freedom to play throughout the village. It’s all part of the charm of living here, but it does make it challenging to both hide and find geocaches. Sneaky behavior rouses instant suspicions, and not being sneaky just gets the cache muggled that much more quickly. It’s a delicate balance.

    I’m getting twitchy as a hypoglycemic flea waiting for the ground to thaw and the temperature to stay consistently warm enough to plant herbs. The parsley stayed green most of the winter. I cut and dried some in December or January. I still have plenty of dried rosemary and thyme, but I’m getting low on basil. This year I might ask Brett to plant a new herb to inspire me to try out some new recipes. Maybe tarragon or sage. I’m so ready to put away the crockpot and start adding grilled meals to the menu.

    Well, I was hoping to get through more Winter Scavenger Hunt prompts, but regretfully, I have run out of steam. What I’ve written here took me two days to write between laundry, errands, dogs, exploratory walks, and trying to keep up with my online French lessons.  For today, stick a fork in me, I’m done.

    (Have you sensed the desperation in the last paragraph of every post, as I try to figure out how to work in the last word or two? I think I'll just start ending the post with a weird word. 'Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Tomato.')

     

    This entry has been brought to you by the following Winter Scavenger Hunt prompts:

    40. rain dance, microscope, mercury, road trip, beef jerky

    42. mystery, flannel, honey, long distance romance, elm leaf

    45. comic books, poison ivy, chain, fire pit, tooth

    48. hypoglycemic, tarragon, mountains, fleas, stitches, Dear John

    54. fork, cockroach, iceberg, tendril, regret

March 5, 2016

  • More Word Association

    I have an hour to kill and haven’t decided how to approach my next art project, so let’s see if I can zip through the remaining words and phrases in this group of Winter Scavenger Hunt prompts. I’m still playing Word Association; no telling what I’ll come up with!

     

    Sock

     

    3.5 sock monkey

     

    Monkey.

     

    Coyote

     

    3.5 roadrunner

     

    Roadrunner.

     

    Magazines

     

    Guilt. There is a stack of magazines under our coffee table that goes back several years. They’re all really interesting magazines, like Archeology, Mental Floss, National Geographic History, etc. I’ll get around to reading them one of these days.

     

    Deception

     

    3.5 galaxy quest

     

    Thermians. “Lies… deception…”

     

    Peat

     

    crotal

     

    Crotals. Back in that pile of magazines is an old issue of Archeology with an article about bodies and other interesting things found in peat bogs. I wrote an educational blog about that article years ago.

     

    Blister

     

    3.5 blister

     

    Oh the frustration!

     

    Ring

     

    More guilt. I really need to clean the upstairs bathtub.

     

    Con Artist

     

    3.5 con man

     

    Robert Redford, of course!

     

    Puberty

     

    3.5 pubert

     

    Little Pubert Addams

     

    Spider venom

     

    3.5 spiderman

     

    I know you guys are thinking the same thing, just like the Roadrunner photo.

     

    Cheetohs

     

    Subliminal. I wondered why I kept thinking about puffy orange Cheetohs and why it’s been such a battle passing them on the chip aisle at the grocery store without throwing a couple of bags in my cart. Now I know; it’s because I’ve been skimming the Scavenger Hunt list just about every day for the past month.

     

    Oil

     

    Vinegar. I had vinegar and oil cruets in my hope chest when I was a kid. I guess I’m older than Wishbone Italian.

     

    Dogfish

     

    Geocaching. Dogfish was the name of the first cache I found by myself.

     

    Estranged Sibling

     

    Randy. Oh wait, Estranged… never mind!

     

    Pocket Knife

     

    Corkscrew. If only I’d had my faux Swiss Army knife with me that time with my cousins, I wouldn’t have ended up sprayed with chardonnay. For future reference, If you ever have to force the cork down into a new bottle of wine, point the bottle away from your face. Maybe even stand in the bathtub.

     

    Something that happened in first grade

     

    Skid mark. I fell out of a moving car and landed face down on a skid mark. I was wearing a white tee-shirt and ended up with a tire mark diagonally across my shirt, from shoulder to hem. I only had scrapes and bruises, but when we got home, Dad carried me into the house and told Mom, “We had a little accident.” She about came unglued.

     

    A Winnebago

     

    A poodle. There is almost always a poodle in a Winnebago.

     

     

    A Rocket Kit

     

    Outside. The only thing I can come up with is an episode of Emergency where some dumb teenage boy tried to “test” his rocket in the house and blew it up (the house). Mom didn’t encourage explosive toys when we were kids. Smart lady.

     

    Heron

     

    My friend Janet and her beautiful photos of blue herons.

     

    Billiards

     

    3.5 billiards

     

    Grandma.

     

    Locket

     

    Salazar Slytherin

     

    Guitar Pick

     

    Joe Bonamassa

     

    Scar

     

    Jealousy. When I was a kid, I was so jealous of my siblings and their cool scars. Back then, scars were a sort of badge of honor. None of my mishaps left scars, though. Now I’ve got several surgical scars and I don’t think they’re so cool anymore.

     

     

    WHEW!!! It took four posts, but I finally made it through this section of prompts. Only 31 prompts to go! This and the preceding three posts were brought to you by Winter Scavenger Hunt prompts 27-39.

     

    27. thumb, thistle, whistle, blizzard, canned peaches, bell

    28. contains a line from a National Geographic

    29. algebra, lip, chalk, music, hair, eyelash, storm

    30. hamster, ornamental grass, Tokyo, phone book, popcorn machine

    31. ice fishing, sock, coyote, magazines, deception

    32. embryo, kangaroos, peat, bones, blister, ring

    33. conceptual art

    34. con-artist, puberty, spider venom, Cheetos.

    35. contains a line from WebMD.com

    36. oil, dog fish, huevos rancheros, estranged sibling, pocket knife

    37. something that happened in first grade, a Winnebago, a rocket kit.

    38. heron, billiards, locket, guitar pick, promise, scar

    39. contains a line from a Bob Dylan song.

     

     

     

March 3, 2016

  • I'm not cheating...

    ... because there are no rules.

    I am determined to finish off the group of Winter Scavenger Hunt prompts that I’ve been wading through for the past two posts, so today I’m going to try something a little different: word association. I’ll type each unused word or phrase, followed by a word, phrase, quote, story, picture, or whatever else pops into my head. This is a genius idea – I may finish up the scavenger hunt this way! Okay, here we go.

     

    Thistle

     

    3.3 thistle

     

    Spring. Bunnies. Brett and I just took the dogs for a walk across the field and into the pine grove today. We could see bunny tracks in the snow and I felt bad that there are no thistles or much of anything else for it to eat. I won’t feel so bad for bunnies in two or three months when they’re invading my strawberry patch.

     

    Bell

     

    3.3 bell

     

     

    My great-grandmother. She went to school in a one-room schoolhouse in Kansas. Sixty or more years later, some renovation work was being done at the old schoolhouse. During the course of renovations, the well was cleaned out and an antique handheld school bell was found in the well. It was a big mystery how it got there until my great-grandmother confessed that she and the other students decided that if their teacher couldn’t find the bell, she wouldn’t be able to call them in from recess. One of the students stole the bell and the kids tossed it down the well and swore an oath of secrecy. Unfortunately, their plan didn’t work and Grandma went on to finish her education, at least through the eighth grade.

     

    Contains a line from a National Geographic

     

    ngm_september_2015_cvr

     

    I thought there might be a way to use the story of tracking ivory via GPS chips implanted in cunningly wrought fake elephant tusks with a blog about geocaching, but as I was flipping through the magazine to find that article, this quote jumped off the page at me:

     

    “A promiscuous, flashy male may attract females, but he doesn’t deliver at the genetic level.”

     

    The article was about pheasants, but it probably holds true for most biological species.

     

    Chalk

     

    3.3 chalk

     

    Sneezing. Those of us of a certain age remember when classrooms had chalkboards and students had chores at the end of the school day. One of those chores was erasing the chalkboard and clapping the erasers together to release the buildup of chalk dust. We all liked to erase the board, but not many of us enjoyed clapping the erasers. Some of us, if the teacher had picked on us that day, might have pushed a piece of chalk down between the felt sections of the eraser so when the teacher tried to use it the next day, it would leave a messy chalk squiggle behind.

     

    Hair & Eyelash

     

    3.3 hair

     

    I’m doing these two together because they remind me of the other day when I had an eyelash in my eye and I went into the bathroom to use the light-up, magnifying mirror to get it out. As I was up close and looking at my eye, I got distracted by my eyebrow hair. I have almost no white in the hair on my head, but I’m fighting a losing battle with my eyebrows. I pluck them for a while, until I can’t keep up with them. Then I make an appointment to have my hair colored and ask my hairdresser to dab a little dye on my eyebrows while she’s at it. If I ever become a LOL (remember when that stood for Little Old Lady?) I’ll let my eyebrows go white, but as long as I’m not covering white on my head, I’m dying my eyebrows. On a side note, I’ve noticed my nose hairs are turning white, too. Weird.

     

    Hamster

     

    3.3 hamster

     

    Honestly, the first thing I thought of was that stupid story about Richard Gere that made the rounds on the internet back in the 90s, but I don’t want to remember that, so I’m going with the old Hampster Dance memes that were popular before anyone knew what a meme was. It always bothered me that somebody put a “P” in “hamster.” I’m just anal that way.

     

    Ornamental Grass

     

    3.3 ornamental grass

     

    Adele. If you haven’t seen the video, you should watch it.

     

    Popcorn Machine

     

    3.3 popcorn machine

     

    When Brett and I were newlyweds, these were all the rage. We had one and we used it fairly often until microwaves became affordable and Orville Redenbacher started packaging popcorn for them. Sometimes I miss the old days and the popcorn gushing out of the air popper. Back when we were using the air popper, I missed the old days of popping corn in a smoky pan of hot oil. Every now and then, as a special treat, my mom would buy Jiffy Pop, but it never made enough for a family of seven.

     

    Ice Fishing

     

    3.3 Ice fishing

     

    I will never understand why people do this. People who like fish enough to spend hours (sometimes days) sitting on a frozen lake hoping to catch a few will never understand why I think they’re insane.

     

    I’m going to stop here for today. It looks like it’ll take me at least three more entries to get through this group. I fear I’m doomed to not finish the hunt, as the prompt list goes to number 70. At least I participated this year, which is a first. I’ll keep plugging away until March 20, when it will no longer be winter.

     

    Prompts used in this and preceding posts are lined out.

     

    27. thumb, thistle, whistle, blizzard, canned peaches, bell

    28. contains a line from a National Geographic

    29. algebra, lip, chalk, music, hair, eyelash, storm

    30. hamster, ornamental grass, Tokyo, phone book, popcorn machine

    31. ice fishing, sock, coyote, magazines, deception

    32. embryo, kangaroos, peat, bones, blister, ring

    33. conceptual art

    34. con-artist, puberty, spider venom, Cheetos.

    35. contains a line from WebMD.com

    36. oil, dog fish, huevos rancheros, estranged sibling, pocket knife

    37. something that happened in first grade, a Winnebago, a rocket kit.

    38. heron, billiards, locket, guitar pick, promise, scar

    39. contains a line from a Bob Dylan song.