Dear Mr. Romney,
I'm sure you're wondering what happened. I can help you with that. Here's what happened: Women who tended to vote for Republican candidates, conservative policies and family value issues have not forgotten your and many other Republicans' demeaning comments about women and their place in society over the past two years. You may have finally kind of learned to keep your mouth mostly shut about women, but only after the damage was done. If there's one thing you should know about women, it's that we will hold onto an injury as long as necessary and punish you for it when the time is right. I'm pretty sure you have just experienced the long memories of millions of angry women who view you as nothing more than a Tea Party bimboy.
Oh, and you threatened Big Bird; I'm sure that didn't help.
I hope you've learned your lesson.